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*jokes* I don't have any! I'm wondering if you do? Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. We need to put more laughter in our day! |
I can never remeber any but I would love to hear some too! |
oh! I remember a really cheezy one. What does Snoop Dog(the rapper) use to wash his clothes with? Blee- ooocccchhhh! Thats all I got :( |
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Do I have a joke? Well, I have one that my five year old told me this evening......... What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? You look boooooootiful darling! :D |
Lol I actually have tons, I get emails from fellow workers here at work...... only thing is I dont know if they are appropriate for YT. Some are kinda graphic....but ohhhh so funny.......I will have to wait and see if it is ok to post some of them. I have over 200 of them(obviously we get bored here at work) seeing as how I am at work right now and am spending time on YT. lol |
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My kids are always laughing, they get along way too well with eachother!:p The funniest words in my house are: poopoohead, faurt and bugger. Just saying the word can send my kids into a tizzy of laughter. It would be wonderful if adults could be as light hearted all the time. SBAIRD: I'd love a to hear what you got, post what you can. |
This is an e-mail I got yesterday, I thought it was pretty funny. Wonder how many of us might actually try to do some of these things, lol. I know I have a few friends that would. 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! |
Here's Another One A Nun in Hooters A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round! of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" |
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well now I am just plain curious. You can pm them to me if you would like :) |
ok here is one This is one I personal thought was funny. There is one that I have that I think is hilarious but some might not think is. That one I can pm to people who are interested in seeing it. For now here is this one. Hope you guys find it funny. A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending. |
That's funny! You can PM me the others too. |
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If anyone has some really good jokes and doesn't want to post them here can you email them to me??? I dont care if they are graphic. compassionatecanines@yahoo.com |
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