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Blind man in a Bar.......Toooo funny not to read! :D A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to yo ur right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah..... ..... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." :lol tears :lol tears |
Hahahaha!!! That's great. |
lol...good one! |
lol thats a good one. my friend jess would kill you if she saw that(she's blonde and she sometimes acts like it too) but hey i'm a brunet and i act like a blonde all the time lol. great joke!!!! |
Lmao!!!! |
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Haha, that is too funny. No offense taken here. LOL I am blonde and let me tell you..........I act it most of the time. LOL |
LOL That was too funny!! :lol tearsThat was great! I have to admit i act blonde too some times, and I have BLACK hair!!! :D |
That was funny! |
SOOOOO funny! :eyetearss |
:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss Oh my goodness, that's hilarious. I've never heard that one before! |
i called my dad & told him your joke. He just loves blond jokes(which stinks for me b/c I am blond, and he picks on me :rolleyes: ). He loved it! |
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