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Need a good laugh? Hillbillies Paramedic Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to choke. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin yaswallar?' The woman shakes her head no. 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. |
OMG....that is hysterical! |
:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm |
HAHAHA thank you :D |
:lol tears :sidesplt: :lol2:about made me choke just reading it. LOL......... |
That's cute! I'll def. have to share this one. |
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ! LOL - i'm sharing it right now - thanks so much for the laugh ! |
loved it, loved it, loved it....am forwarding it on to all my email buddies!!!! thanks!!!! |
That actually brought tears to my eyes :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss |
haa cutee |
Very funny!!! |
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :bravo: too funny I almost wet myself |
:lol tears -- that is sooooo redneck ----- I think I know the two guys who did it :lol tears |
:eyetearss (Gee thanks....now I"m craving a Blizzard! DQ is one thing that I miss about home...there's not one close to me now!) |
LOL two drops of pee came from me....LOL.... |
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