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Never Say To A Cop... NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
lmfao...that is too funny! |
LOL! Love it! :D |
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! That #4 sounds like something I'd say.....I did get out of a Speeding ticket once telling the cop I was blow drying my hair- it worked too - he said it was a first for him |
3 Attachment(s) That's hysterical!!!!! |
I love the last one especially, but omg they are all so funny!!!!:sidesplt: :sidesplt: |
hahaha i love number 11!! |
lol thats a good one:) my hubby will enjoy that one;) |
LOL! My son is an officer. Those aren't those far off. You wouldn't believe the things that people say....:eek: |
Miy hubby is a police officer, he has heard it all and them some!:p |
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Lmaooooo!! |
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