Silly Doggie Jokes (Just for Fun) In another post I posted some silly doggie jokes. Well, some were really cute (personal opinion), so I thought it would be fun to start a thread for jokes. . . A few of these were in that post that I mentioned above, but there are some new ones too. And as I said before feel free to laugh, or roll your eyes, lol! Q: What type of dog always knows the time? A: A watch-dog! (have to imagine the drums in the background, lol) Q: How come the dalmatian couldn't hide? A: Because he was spotted already! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs? A: In the mush room! Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because frost bites! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!" Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! Q: What is the dogs favorite city? A: New Yorkie! Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx! Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: How can if you have a stupid dog? A: It chases parked cars! :D Respectfully, |
Thank you for the smile! I love silly jokes of all types. |
HAHAHA so cute!! Thanks for sharing! :D |
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