Is This You? - DOG LOVER???
 

Dog Lovers

You Know You Love Dogs When...

You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around
the house, but no babies.

The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen
sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there
are nose-prints all over the inside.

Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant
other.

You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.

Your dog sleeps with you.

You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she
understands.

Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not
immediately afterward, of course).

You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.

You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.

You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go
to the movies with your sweetie.

You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the
very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog
loves to go with you.

You open your purse, and that big bunch of baggies you use for
pick-ups pops out.

You get an extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use
it to wash your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in
water.

You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard
yelling, "Emily, pee!" over and over again, while Emily tends to play
and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of
your behavior is yet another story).

You and the dog come down with something like flu on the same day.
Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy
from the drugstore.

Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build
her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.

Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dog.

I'm deffinatley fitting into the DOG LOVER picture.......although.....

I don't have a baby pool....but I just HAVE to get one for this summer!!! What a great idea for my babies! :p

Yep i think im a dog lover. That sure made me smile

LOL! That was adorable (and so true)! :D

That's me!

But it didn't mention carring a brag book full of pictures of our "kids"! Many have been a victim to me forcing pictures of the girls on them!

And you have every right! Look how adorable yours are !!!!!!!!!!

Guilty as charged! The one about "you like people who like your dog, and despise people who don't"

We live in a very diverse neighborhood in a college town. We have alot of people from India and Pakistan...from those areas. They hate my dogs! Many of them glare at my dogs as we walk by them and I don't know what it is! I want to stop and ask them what the problem is!!

Hahahaha! That is a good one!

ha ha ha love it and i am most certainly a DOG LOVER

I really liked that. I am definetly a dog nut.

that would be me... including the pool... LOL....
I am sure people get sick of hearing me talk about my babies.... but o well, they are such a highlight in my life, they are more important to me than most people anyway...

Uh oh! I must be a dog lover...Do I have to go to a dog lover's anonymous meeting now? Hi, my name is Angela and I'm a dog lover...

Interesting post.. my neighbor just asked me today why I kept saying "potty" over and over.... he couldnt see my lil Sam:rolleyes:

Makes this become reality -- lol


You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard
yelling, "Emily, pee!" over and over again, while Emily tends to play
and forget what she's out there for (but what your neighbors think of
your behavior is yet another story).

Or.........the phone rings and you must make the decision to get up out of wherever your sitting, to walk all the way to the other side of the room to answer it, knowing good and well that it would wake up your sleeping furkids. So you of course you let the machine get it!! And hope it isn't Ed McMahnnon saying "You've just won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes"!!!!