The "I need a laugh" thread
 

I think it would be fun to have a thread where we can post jokes and other funnies, like my recent PMail thread. What do you think? I will start.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb must really really want to change!

What do you call 3 blondes standing on their heads......................Brunettes.
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

OOPS..I don't think we are supposed to post threads like this here.

Great idea! I will have to think of a funny though. Can't think of one right now!

that's ok genie.. i thought i was funny;)

i'm a very bad joke-teller so i will just sit back and enjoy this thread unfold

I'll ask the bf for some jokes later

:sidesplt::sidesplt: haha that was a good starter

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?????

Gifted...

Why won't sharks eat lawyers????

Professional courtesy...

Little boy visiting Grandpa in PA. Grandpa said "we have to get inside when it begins to get dark 'cause the mosquitos will be hunting us". Little boy comes running ... "quick Grandpa, get inside, here they come and they have flashlights!!!" :sidesplt:

Funny!!:yelrotflm :lol tears :eyetearss

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

Artificially Intelligent.

Gassy Granny

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."

OMG! I CANNOT stop laughing!!!!!! I just emailed this joke to everyone in my contacts. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situaltion. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.

The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was alright, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but when he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot he was going over to Sears.

I bought my wife a mood ring the other day.

When she's in a good mood, it turns green.

When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on my forehead!

Living Will Information
 

While I was watching the play-off games last weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass