Texas Women Geeeeezzzzzzz
 

Texas Women
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> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
>new wives duties.
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> The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she
>was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
>on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
>away.
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> The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife
>orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
>first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
>By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
>there was a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told her that her
>duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
>washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
>didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
>third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
>of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
>dishwasher.
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hahahahahahahahha that was funny hahahahahahaha

My lawyer said he got the divorce papers delivered yesterday.........

Don't mess with us Texan women!

Yeah especially that one! Oh and you too! lol

Kimberly - been awhile since I've really been on to post and just have to ask, is that a new pic of Gracie in your avatar? Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!

And Dobie, :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss too funny!!!!!!!

Suzi

Dobie, post a pic of yourself!

Sigh!! What am I gonna do with you Dobie???? I send you to school and you eat the books! But at least you're smart about Texas Women!!!! Woooo! Hoooo!

Well you could give me $1,000,000 and I will lay on the beach and retire! lol

:confused: as if we needed something more to laugh at on this post!

Sorry... didn't win the MegaMillion today or I would. Maybe next time....:(

Awwwwwwwwwww shucks! missed it by that much

Incredagranny why have you not spoken to me in such a long time?