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Afternoon Jokes? :) A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition." (There are always conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said,... "Clean my house." |
lol oh lord |
That's a good one:laugh: :thumbup: |
That is funny thanks |
LMAO!! that's so brilliant! I have a ...er... friend:cool: , he asks what I want and I say someone to do the vacumning. He thinks I'm joking! :D |
I got one I got one ! I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. >> >>The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" >> >>The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
Ha ha. Those are funny. OK, you have to be following the recent story of the jealous female astronaut who drove from Houston to Miami nonstop in order to confront her rival. (She wore diapers so she wouldn't have to stop.) What's the fastest way from Houston to Miami? Depends. |
omg you guys are crazy, i still want to know what the guy said after she handed him the 20 and siad to get to cleaning :D oh that was good, and then the old man that would be something my father in law would say, and then the depends that one was good, the crazy astronaut woman, that was a trip. i love these jokes. i have one but its kinda offensive and its not my fav. but i did hear it today, i dont think it made me laugh i was more like dumb thats mean |
Alright you guys are going to get a treat ! :D ;) These are the only two jokes I can ever remember the punchlines to. (Alaskayorkie - yes I do know that I shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition - but it's the weekend:p :D ). What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard! Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow? So he could hide upside down in the custard. they always make me laugh! |
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