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Need bday payback ideas... Ok, so for my birthday i kept getting these random calls at work. They would go something like: Is Whitney there? May I tell her who is calling? May name is <john>, and I'm in on the secret. I know it's your birthday, happy birthday. It was kind of freaking me out until about the 3rd one, then I realized It had to be someone I knew. Turns out it was one of my friends and his co-workers. :D Anyway, I was going to send him a male stripper, but he said if I got him fired I had to find him a new job. Right now all i have is that I've bought a bunch of cards and I'm going to get a little something to go with each one. I've got one of his co-workers to help. They will randomly throughout the day leave him a card and gift at his desk. I thought about buying him stuff from somewhere like Lovers for prizes, but.... Some of the cards I bought are those musical theme cards from Hallmark. So you guys have any ideas. |
ohhh good one but i cant think of anything good and clean but mean and funny, hummm all i will have to ask my mom about that she is like the queen of pranks ad funny stuff, but try one of those prank stores or like a love boutique they have funny stuff thats where i got my cousins bachlorette stuff without it being to raunchy but funny and gross enough. he he but ill keep you in mind |
Is this a cubicle environment that he works in? |
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I hired a Gorilla for Patrick's birthday one year! It was hysterical .... the look on his face was priceless! She was a female with huge red lips and boy was she friendly!! She arrived with giant baloons and singing ... we had cake, etc. and a great party. Everyone in our office got a kick out of her too .... we named her "Georgette of the Jungle!!" :sidesplt: |
Excellent idea, please keep them coming guys. I can't believe how many people have looked at this post and based on how many smart alecks we have here hardly anyone has an idea???? |
Make him a condom balloon bouquet. |
Get him a very odd gift, like a bottle of pinesol, and a card. Don't show any emotion on your face when you give him the gift. Right after you have given him the gift walk away without saying anything to him the entire time. Its priceless, but very odd, probably too odd. But I still think it would be funny! :lol tears |
Oh, GIRL! You MUST get access:laugh: Or get a co-worker or three involved. You could: 1. Wrap everything in his cubicle with aluminum foil or cellophane, or newspaper, or if you wanna spend some $$$, astroturf:) 2. Cover every surface with post-it notes, and write the name of each item on them (pencil, keyboard, etc.) 3. Totally rearrange the entire cubicle so that it's totally opposite of the way it was 4. Have someone totally switch cubicles with him, that would really get him:laugh: That's all I can come up with:p I can't wait to hear about what you decide to do*evil grin* |
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Some Midol would work well, too, hmmmm??? |
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oh i'm loving them. I'm going to try and get in and wrap as much as I can in aluminum foil. Then I think with the cards I'm going to have everyone randomly give him, I'm going to make them from secret admirer and leave gifts like pinesol and midol etc. We'll just do it all. mmmmuuuahhhahahaha although next year i'll have to grow eyes in the back of my head for my birthday. LOL |
Add a can of Raid! What if a bunch of us from here at YT MAILED him Birthday Cards..... LOL He would be getting 1,000's of cards..... lol |
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I will:D When is his birthday, do we still have time?!?! |
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The cubicle ideas are great. I also love the idea of having some big, embarrassing birthday gram come to him at his cubicle. A male stripper would be funny too, but you probably wouldn't be able to get away with that at a workplace. ;) At my old job, when my boss had a birthday we wrapped everything in her cubicle in b-day wrapping paper. Her computer, pens, telephone...even her chair. It looked pretty. :D She had to unwrap everything before she could sit down and do any work. |
OH bday paper!!! Great idea. |
LOL ok i know this might not be to funny but..... What about in addition to what you are doing tape or glue his computer mouse to the desk or have a coworker handcuff him to the chair and have them tell him the key is on the top shelf somewhere and he has to go on a scavenger hunt to find it looking for clues along the way and at the end when he finds it have something like the gorilla or stripper waiting for him and make him do something totally emabarrasing to get the key from them lol |
That would be good, I don't think I could pull it off though in his current work environment. His boss emailed me yesterday and gave me the name of his friend, so now i have access to his work. :D |
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:D IT'S ON:laugh: Hey, what should I write in these cards? I'm gonna send a couple, since I work in another town I'll mail one from there too. Should I sign my name? Or just make one up? I'm all excited to be part of this big prank:D |
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It's all you. I usually sign my Lola |
How about a Thank You For Last Night kind of card?? Coming from CA, Fla, or wherever, it'd confuse him a lot.Whadda think? Suz P.S. Got a pic for a t-shirt I could make?? 12 days is enough time if we hurry!! |
Since he'll be getting the cards at work I'm going to try to find one of those really loud ones that sings or something. I need to go shopping. :D |
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Okay, I picked up the card today, I want to get another one too:D This one has a paper doll that you can punch out and it has a sash on that says Birthday Girl:laugh: Then inside it says "You wear it well, Birthday Girl":p |
You guys are crazy:sidesplt: Great to see so many of you with a sense of humor.:p If you have an email address I can send thousands of ecards. |
I just had another thought. Any way you can "get to" someone in the mail room and have them hold all of these cards for his acutal birthday, then dump them all at once on his desk? Or would it be funnier for them to trickle in? Just a thought:D |
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