Find your name ((this was sent by my GRANDMOTHER)) We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. **Find your name and please share** Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, CaptainUnderpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day |
Mrs. Sloppy ChuckleNose here..........oh goodness! Mr. Dorfus ChuckleNose and Miss Tooties ChuckleNose too! |
I am a snooty dippin doodle |
Boobie ChickenFanny checkin' in. |
Mrs. Sloppy Farkledunkin lol |
Mrs. Fluffy Snickle Hump saying hello ! LOL :) |
Hello, my name is Greasy PottyTush. Pleased to make your acquaintance. HAHAHAHHA |
Hi I'm dorkie dippinrshis doodle LOL |
Funky Dippin Hiney. Too funny! |
I am Crusty Potty Dunkin! |
it figures im::: sloopy potty sniffer |
dinky chickenhead here |
I'm Dorfus PottyDunkin and Zeus is Dipsy PottyDunkin! :p |
Mrs. Boobie Wafflelips :2pucker: |
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