Liver and Cheese 1 Attachment(s) Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "Ho w about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... Attachment 88578 "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
:sidesplt: thts so cute ty for sharing |
:lol tears :eyetearss :rofl28ib: "Liver alone. Cheese Mine." |
That's MY ALL TIME Fav dog joke and the only one I can remember the punch line too - I love that joke !!! |
OMG that is SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: Thanks, I needed a good chuckle today:P |
LMAO, that's great!!! |
Love the joke, lol. :yelrotflm :lol tears :rofl28ib: Thanks for sharing. |
Oh I hadn't heard that one and I will definitely be using it! Funny! Thanks for sharing. |
omg thats was so cute i cant wait to tell my hubby :thumbs up |
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