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> Dog Philosophy
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> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
>instead of his tongue.
> -Anonymous
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> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
>are wonderful.
> -Ann Landers
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> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
>they went.
> -Will Rogers
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> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
>face.
> -Ben Williams
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> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
>himself.
> -Josh Billings
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> The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
> -Andy Rooney
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> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
>spare.
> And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
>ever made.
> -M. Acklam
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> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
> who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
> -Sigmund Freud
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> I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
>religious cult.
> -Rita Rudner
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> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
> and to turn around three times before lying down.
> -Robert Benchley
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> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
> -Franklin P. Jones
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> If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
>have known
> will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
> -James Thurber
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> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
> -Unknown
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> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
>can.
> That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
> -Joe Weinstein
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> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
> I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing
>haul,
> chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
>hunters on earth!
> -Anne Tyler
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> Women and cats will do as they please,
> and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
> -Robert A. Heinlein
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> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
>bite you;
> that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
> -Mark Twain
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> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
>look that says,
> 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
> - Dave Barry
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> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
> -Roger Caras
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> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
>your pocket
> and then give him only two of them.
> -Phil Pastoret
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> My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I
>am.
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