How Many Dogs To Change A Light Bulb?
 

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> Subject: HOW MANY DOGS TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB
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> short read, long email, cute!!!!
> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?
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2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
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3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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4. Rottweiler: Make me.
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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!
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7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
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9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb!
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
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11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking
light bulb."
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12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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> How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
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"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner,
and a massage?"
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> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
> HAVE STAFF!
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> WHY GOD MADE PETS
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> They help out around the house...

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> They protect our children ...
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> They look out for the smaller ones ...
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> They show us how to relax ... They "converse" with each other
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> They help you when you're down ...
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> They are great at decorating for the Holidays
They have "great" expectations
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> They are Patriotic
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> They are happy to "test" the water ...
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> They love their "teddies"

> They know who's "BOSS"
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> AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
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> HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
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> It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
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> Ah. . . . That's all folks!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE.
I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE

awww very cute;)

hahaha that was so cute!! :D

this was so cute i thought i would share.

hummmm i wonder what a Yorkie would say??????

aww how cute thanks for sharing

Cute, thanks for sharing!

That's great! Thanks for the chuckle. :D

you are all very welcome....i just keep reading it and laughing.
no one has answered????? what would a yorkie say?????

Well, I know what my Cooper would say..."I could do it if I wanted to, but my mommy will do it for me!!" And Carley would say, "get outta the way Cooper, I'm doing it!!" and then they would wrestle over the lightbulb until it broke and then they would look at me like "WHAT?"

i like carley's saying.

kirby would be like the Lab...pleeeeese me

muffie would be "let kirby do it"

That's cute!! Thanks for sharing!!!