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 Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR | 
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 MIKE!  You are so bad!!!!!!!:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm | 
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 :lol tears :lol tears :yelrotflm :yelrotflm | 
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 i like that.. very good... we know where you mimd is???? | 
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 LOL, I've never seen that one before. :thumbup: :lol tears | 
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 LOL!!!!:thumbup: | 
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 lol hah Thats a good one!!! | 
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 ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! I Loved #4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. hahaha I know just where I'm sending these - thanks Mike - they're great ! | 
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 omg too funny this one's my fave!! 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. | 
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 thats awesome !! | 
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 HAHA that's hilarious :) No banning going on here! | 
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 OMG - Those were GREAT!!!! Thanks so much for that....I needed a good laugh tonight! :D  I had to forward this on............:yelrotflm :yelrotflm | 
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 I just noticed simonandhallie.com. That's AWESOME! | 
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 I needed that! Thanks, Teri:animal-pa | 
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