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A Message From Your Dog..... A Message From Your Dog... Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You 1. Blaming your farts (gas) on me... not funny... not funny at all!!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch the row. You fooled a dog Whoooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?? |
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears cute |
ROFLMAO! Good one! |
Omg!!!! That Is So Funny! |
Kriston your crazy girl.....:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
:sidesplt: OMG, that is just about the funniest thing I have read in along time. |
:lol tears That's great! I love it! I'm going to print it out on nice paper and frame it and hang it up in my house....hmm, maybe I'll be cheap and make it as xmas gifts for some people! |
Those were great! |
Good one Kriston! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
LMAO, too funny. |
GREAT!! I am actually LOL!! Dawn |
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