A Funny Email My friend sent me a funny email this morning. I enjoyed it and don't even have a cat, so I thought those of you with dogs and cats would find it entertaining. Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! Heavenly! 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captives have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......for now.......... |
:lol tears ..Funny. |
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OMG!!! I love it!!!! That is Too Funny!!!!!!!:p |
Tee Hee...I love it! |
lol...I'll have to share it with my cat loving friends |
That was cute and funny! Thanks.:D |
I loved that it was so funny. I have to show it to my friends they will love it!! |
somehow I over looked this and this is so funny. when I read it I was sitting here thinking , ya know..... I bet some poor cats who live where they also have dogs really feel this way and I couldnt help but laugh. Especially when it talked about the dog being released and coming back and must be retarded. thats when I busted out laughing. I know hubby thinks i'm crazy just in here alone laughing outloud. ha thanks for sharing, that is too cute. |
that reminds me of another joke I heard about the differences between dogs and cats: A dog says "My person feeds me, provides me with shelter, and takes care of my every need. He must be a GOD!" The cat says, "My person feeds me, provides me with shelter, and takes care of my every need. I must be a GOD!" |
OMG!! That was hilarious!!! I can just picture this......the dog, with tongue flopped out and panting. And that cat!!! I can see this cat doing this.......cats are so funny! Thanks for sharing.....I forwarded this on. :D |
:lol tears I have 2 cats and this is so funny it cracks me up because my cats are indoor cats i don't let them out and now they inch their way out on the porch when i take Peeka out to potty like they are saying if he goes out so do we. To be honest i can totally see them thinking this way i better check my house for their diary's lol.Thank you i really needed a good laugh!:lol tears |
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