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Is it just me???? :eek: This is way off topic but i needed to vent!!! Please explain to me how a man who is a war veteran, still in the armed services, who hunts and is on the marksmans team in the army (nat. guard) can hit something miles away but can't pee in the toilet without spraying everything in a five mile radius:confused: i can't stand cleaning up after his nasty butt. i told him last night i'm going to start charging him major $$$!!! i love him to death but DANG!!!:aimeeyork |
I'd like to think that if he were cleaning up after himself, he'd be a little more accurate - but I believe it is just a guy thing (marking his territory) LOL! |
I'd stick a plastic milk carton in the bathroom for him and lock the lid down on the toilet, but then again, I can be a real b**** when it comes to cleaning that kind of mess, especially when it can be avoided. :) |
cos he's a marksman maybe you need to paint a target on the bottom of bowl! That might help! :yelrotflm |
OMG you are soooooo right! It annoys the living daylights out of me too.......I had five brothers and cannot remember them doing this at home..... Talk about starting my day off on the WRONG note....when first thing I get to do is wipe the d--n toilet seat off!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :confused: Opps......ya got me started........ |
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You could always go to the baby section at Walmart or Target, for potty training, they sell "Piddlers". They are little flushable targets you put in the toilet for training potty training boys!:p I'd wrap them up and give them as a "gift".. you can tell him to aim at those!!:D |
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Im almost choked on my milk! LMAO!!!:D |
LOLOLOL !!! The target sounds too funny - :D :D :D :D Why not tell him to clean it up HIMSELF ? Put a note on the lid along with a roll of paper towels and maybe a little poem... Just a quick note to say.... Please don't ruin my day. If you going and missing..... there'll be no more kissing.... If you really love me... drop to one Knee. Clean up the floor.... and I'll say no more. |
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THAT ONE!!! I use one of two quotes...If you miss; you MUST sit! Or, stand closer; it's shorter than you think! :rolleyes: |
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When he doesn't pee on the seat, maybe you can give him a little treat (wink, wink). :lol tears |
men are so gross. mine does this too. so nasty. |
I feel your pain!!!!!!! My daughter and I are the only women in a house with 3 males!!!!!!! This is a constant argument!!!!!!! |
Villette - that poem is toooo funny! I gotta put that one up in the bathroom. [PS the following advice is posted with tongue very firmly in cheek!] We spend an awful lot of time training our yorkies to go in the right place. Maybe you could use the same methods for your man. Unfortunately you'll need stand near him while he goes. When he manages to get it in the bowl click and reward! (or maybe just a "Good Boy"!). And when he misses you don't scold (he might get a complex LOL) just say "oh dear" in a disappointed voice. :yelrotflm :yelrotflm |
If we weren't so terrified of the ramifications of forgetting to lower the seat when we're through, perhaps our aim would be a little better. |
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