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Women Comeback Lines Women comback lines Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? |
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. I've used that one before :) What a big nerd to actually ask a woman that in a bar. My good friend had a favorite pick up line that she used and it was hilarious. Woman: Do You Believe in Love at First Sight? Man: I don't know Woman: Well let me walk by again Makes me giggle every time. |
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