Whats your most embarrasing moment? I thought it would be fun if everyone would post their most embarrassing moment!:D Ok... Alright .... mabie your second most embarrassing moments lol! Let me start by telling you mine. Hubby and I were at an amusement park, Kings Island and was getting on a roller coaster called the Outer limits. For those of you that dont know, this coaster goes from 0 to 60 mph in less than 5 seconds! This was also my first time on this coaster,so I was really nervous. Ok, so the count down started and I was trying to get seated next to him. The count was at 10... then 9... as the workers were checking the safety harnesses. I said, I CANT FIT IN THE SEAT!!!:eek: and then quietly said to hubby, I"m too fat!!!! afraid the coaster would take off with me still trying,my stomach was turning flip flops! Then he starts laughing histerically and says Your sitting on the overhead bar that goes over your head!!! Everyone including hubby laughing their heinys off, I'm so embarrassed I almost have tears. So I get up off it and pull it down over my head (plenty of room), they check my belt and blast off!! I tell ya, I have never heard the end of this. I can laugh now,but it sure upset me then lol!:D |
ROTFL You poor thing - you must have been having a heart attack ! lol - that IS funny ! Mine is not nearly as good. I was walking in Downtown Providence after a bad snow storm....it was warming but still icy ...and I was walking a hilly street on my way to school I was wearing this really in Style Shirt (in style back then LOL) I had just bought in Hollywood CA so I thought I was ALL THAT. :p It was HUGE ...all Crepe Pleats & down to my knees....so it fanned out for miles if I pulled the side away from my body......THEN.....This HUGE gust of wind hit me...my shirt blew out & flipped up OVER my head - While I was wrestling with the Attack of the Pleated Shirt - I slipped on Ice and slid a MILE with my shirt over my head....Ok not a mile - but a few FEET and on a street that feels like a mile when you're driving on your BUTT. OF course.... that was also the days of no bras too .... so all the Winos in Downtown Providence must have thought I just left the bar and were CHEERING !:confused: I was just a high school student and was MORTIFIED lol Once I fixed my shirt and saw all the clapping men - I just sat on my butt and laughed ....They were so funny - one even offered me a beer at 8 in the morning. lol |
OMG Villette that is too funny, and definatly would be mortifying!! LMAO!! I DO think you may have mine beat. That had to be just awful! I have a really good feeling this is going to be a very interesting thread lol! I cant wait to read more! |
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all I can say now is....Thank the stars there was NO DIGITAL Anything back then ! |
hahahahaha that is GREAT Villette!! made me LOL |
hmmm my most embarrassing story, there are too many to pick from!! Here is one that happened a long time ago, I went with my family to a airplane museum. It was really neat, you can walk inside the airplanes and there were so many types of planes and all were different and unique. So my family walks ahead and I decide to check out a particular airplane. Next second you hear a big bang, everybody heard it and looked to see what it was, and well it turns out that they didn't want people to go inside every plane and had installed a glass wall to stop curious people like me from entering which I did not see and walked straight into it. And it echoed so everyone in the whole museum heard it, I just staggered out and said "well I guess you can't go inside that one!!!":p Darn those stupid glass walls that they keep so clean you don't know that there is even one there!!!:) :) |
Oh Vee I have had an experience something like that too. I had a flouncy type of dress on when I was going in to the grocery store it blew up. Of course there were alot of people around too. |
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LOL!! That reminds me of that windex commercial!! And def sounds like something I would do!:D |
I have a few also LOL but one time hubby and I were in Dicks Sporting goods store and we were looking at weights and they had all these dumb bells on this huge pole that was standing up, it must have been 10 feet high and I looked at hubby and the sales guys and I say " Ummmm thats pretty big, how are we gonna fit that in are car?" My hubby looks at me and says, "it's ok Jessica (Simpson), it comes apart" LOL I felt like a stupid dumb blonde! |
i farted at work.:eek: i'm like jessica simpson i have moments on a daily basis! |
LOLOLOLOLOL!! romeos mommy...OMG that was funny ! and Jessica - THAT sounds like something I'd say. I remember someone at work asking me how fast my vette was when I first got it - I sat there thinking REALLY hard (I had NO CLUE) and finally came up with what I thought was a great answer - Their Question: Hey Villette - How much Horsepower does that car have ? Me: .....How much Horsepower ? Ummmmmmmmmm....A Whole HERD ? :p I NEVER lived that down at work. |
Both of my embarassing moments happened in high school. One was in between classes I needed to go to the restroom. The halls were almost empty except for some upper classmen and I walked right into the wall, stuck out my arms as to touch who I bumped into and said excuse me. My second was some friends and I were on our way home from bowling and we were telling jokes. I told an off color joke about a certain race, and forgot that a person of that race was in the back seat. I wanted to die. I would never want to hurt someone intentionally or unintentionally so from that night on, I've never told another joke like that and never listen to one either. |
A few weeks before I turned 15, my mom went away for the weekend and we were staying with my grandparents. The block my grandparents lived on was full of seniors, save the couple who lived next door. It was a Sunday night, and this was back in the days when everything closed Sundays at 5:00 sharp, I started my period for the first time (I was a LATE bloomer). Well, my grandmother had already gone through menopause so there were no supplies in the house. Of the neighbors my grandma felt comfortable asking, it was the same situation. The only young female on the block had an 8 week old baby and was nursing and hadn't re-stocked her supplies. So, I was given a diaper until morning!! And then my grandpa, trying to make me feel better, rubs my back and tells me now I'm a woman. I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me right then and there!! Still mortifying 30 years later!!! |
too bad well mine was when we were in albert park one day and this lady was walking out of the park and she dropped her keys to her car or something. so i said hey miss you dropped your car keys She turned around and i nearly burst out laughing. Because it was a guy and man was he mad at me. |
Me, Mum, Dad, Shaun and brother, went into town. There was this new shop, selling ornamental things that are like £150.00 each. We couldn't afford anything in there, we just wanted to be nosey! So in we walk, dressed like tramps with the shop owner looking down her nose at us. We start looking around, it was so quiet and posh and we were the only ones in there, apart from the store owner. Then it happens ............................... this horrendously loud vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr came from my mums bum! (she had, had tummy ache all day). She was trying to walk but every time she took a step it was like vrrr vrrr. I thought the gust of air from her bum would have smashed the exspensive ornaments! We were all in hysterics, my brother fell on the floor with laughter as my mum is quite 'the lady' and we had never head her fart before! The shop owner hid behind a newspaper and i could see she was trying not to laugh! We promptly left as the smell started to fill the aisle! I said to the lady 'I am sorry, it must have been the curry she had for lunch' I still giggle and get embarrased when i walk past that shop. Needless to say, none of us has been back in there since!:) Honestly 'parents' you cant take them anywhere! |
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