Rules for Pets! :animal-pa When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. :animal-pa The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. :animal-pa The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. :D :animal-pa I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. :animal-pa Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. :animal-pa For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge of the door and try to pull it open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Honest. :animal-pa Also, I have been using the bathroom by myself for quite some time -- canine attendance is not mandatory. :animal-pa I can't stress this one enough -- kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog's behind. |
I love those! Especially about the bathroom!!! :D |
Good ONes :thumbup: They surely make you laugh :D |
LOL, cute! So true of course! I especially like the king size bed part, I swear Yoda can manipulate his space so that his little booty occupies the bed enough that his Mommy and I can't sleep on it. ;) |
Very funny!! :grin2: Encore, encore!! |
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