Hmmmmm, posting on the women's thread totals today - 3. Posting on the men's----zilch. Always ready with a disclaimer too :rolleyes:

How sweet is that!!!! I wasn't able to date in High School. Both parents were
Police Officers, so it was a big NO NO!!! LOL My Husband and I met right after. The Man of my dreams!!!
Your Daughter sounds super sweet. I rode Western when I was young. Just love horses!!!
I hope you have a wonderful Anniversary!!! Enjoy!!!!
Who knows, maybe with some luck we will meet someday! You just never know, I have been known to be very lucky, and if I do get a chance to meet you, I guess it would be true.
Have a wonderful day!!!! :) :) :) :)

Kenny and I will be married 18 years in June. I don't know what I would do without him, he's my life! And we have a love of our life daughter who will 13 in a month! She also rides horses......hmmm, must have been something in the water that year! (We also have a 15 year old son that is pretty neat, too)

All I know is that it is supposed to add at least 100 horse power. He's got the air intake K & N cool air intake and now the good exhaust system. Yes gas mileage is down, but he doesn't drive it to work much. He drives my car since it get's good gas mileage and I can't drive anymore. I told him he can trade it on whatever car he wants. He talks about mustangs (he's had 3) and the new GTO and some other cars. I said to get something that would be good for our daughter in a couple of years she will be driving.
He has that computer chip thing that adjusts the computer in his truck. I laughed when he brought the truck home 2 years ago. He pulls up in this huge truck (Chevy) and says look what I just bought. He wasn't kidding. It has heated leather seats, Onstar, a huge backseat, a Bose stereo and so much. I can't believe that they make trucks like that!! It's huge and he wants to get some kind of lift put on it. I can barely get in it as it is! LOL
Guys are so funny about that kind of stuff. He loves that truck!! He washes it and cleans the inside all the time. I'd do anything for that crazy guy. I guess that's why I'm not real good at the whole men vs. women part!! LOL

I told Megan that my daughter thought your son was cute. Megan's response was that she must not have been able to see the picture very well. LOL she is so funny. I heard about your plans and I told her that you must be the best Mom in the world!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

I think you're just on the guy's side. We'll take ya!!! We need all the help we can around these parts!

Hey, since you guys are sooooooooo far behind right now, we thought it was only fair to give you a bit of help, sort of like a handicap in sports...

Spoken like a true sister ;)

She didn't say she wanted to be on YOUR side....just she's on HIS.

And mega pul lease....ya think we need ya'lls' help? We have 188 posts in the last two days compared with ya'lls' 538 in 4 months. But if it makes ya feel better to be "needed"....ok we'll let you ;)

Instead of a yorkie meet up...we could do daughters!! :) Btw, mine wouldn't mind if that 15 year old showed up too ;) Ya might wanna warn him about her mother though :D

You are so funny. Let's talk about some funny things men do. My hubby won't change the channel with the number ever!! Even if he's on channel 330 and I say Oh Survivor is coming on. It's on our channel 9. He will press the channel down button. He has to have the volume up really high all the time and when I talk to him he doesn't here me with the volume up unless one word is spoken. "Money" is his selective hearing word.

Okay on my part. Some funny women's things I do. When I want him to do something, I pretend I'm doing it and then say real loud, "On No!" He will run in and finish. I will pretend like he comes up with ideas I want to do. For example. Giving the dogs a bath and brushing, I'll say "Where did you want to give the dogs a bath? The extra bathroom or the kitchen sink?? I know that the last time it was the kitchen sink they shook water every where!! LOL I say all these things out of the blue so he thinks he started the conversation. LOL I'll say, "Where are we getting mulch for the yard?" and he says where and goes out and starts his truck LOL!!
Okay gals, what do you do???

What's all this talk about NUMBERS again? Women's thread has THIS many posts, men's thread has THAT many posts. Men's thread is all about quality, so go ahead, run up your numbers with "My hubby is sweet," "your daughter is a doll," "I'm feeling bloated today," and we'll just pick our shots and write real funny stuff on the man's thread every few weeks.

AY,I'm sorry you're feeling bloated today. Try taking some Midol! LOL :D :D

LOL! FE was right. That's man's thread humor!

JK, I'm just trying to stir up troublle on this otherwise happy thread. All that tension yesterday was fun. How about some kind of "My hubby's better than yours" confrontation? That way, the men get the props they deserve and those of us "monitoring" from the man thread can watch a good girl fight.

Holy smoke....a retort directed at AY from waistfull :eek: This women's thread maybe a bad influence ;)

Not another sweety doll running up post...how 'bout this one....
Alaskayorkie thinks he's all that and oh so clever. And do not take any of that out of context, mister :D

I knew you guys were sorry you'd missed the cat fight :rolleyes:

LOL you guys are so much fun. Okay my husband is the best because he told me he loves me for eternity and no matter what ever happens (like my illness) that he will always be there for me. Okay he is the best housekeeper, cook, does laundry, runs me a bubble bath every night, so much more!! I guess that's why I do so much for him!! Okay ladies top that!! ;) ;)

Do not. I have no ego. Besides, you're the one who elevated me to Goob status. YOU think I'm all that.

And what's with "holy smoke" today? I was kinda liking "holy cats."

You win, I throw in the towel...my hubby aint all that. :) Though I could come up with a couple of attributes that I can not post in a family forum :D

KELLY?????

I read all this thread today and My 5 yr old daugther was looking at me like i was loosing it cause I was laughing so much. First of all, I need to say that Women rules!!!!!!!!.
Thanks so much for the laugh.
Alaska, you know you cant be without us women, that is why you are here on the womens thread. You know we Rock.

Michelle, Happy Anniversary. My anniversary is March 12, will be married 14 years. I have a 13 yr old son.

I love that Man song, hilarious.



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MAN! Runs you a bubble bath every night!? I can't imagine.
I'm not married bu w/ the same Ho-joe KIDDING! for the last 7 years, that bath thing has flabbergasted ( put that in the BIG word thread) I'm definately gonna work on that... TODAY!
Hey~ Like Dr. Phil says " If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy"

Do so to infinity (learned that from my doll of a daughter :) Eliminates the do so, do not, argument.

I remember when you thought goob status wasn't a compliment....though the only elevation may be off the floor. ;)

Since you requested....holy cats, it is...it's hard enough to come up with family forum euphemisms. I'd use holy poop, but that doesn't have quite the same ring to it cleaned up :rolleyes:

Now you know, did 'cha think I'm not checking up on your internet usuage? Come on in the kitchen sweetie, dinner's ready ;)

Dinner? Nah, that's not you. Well, there are KNIVES in the kitchen ...

It's take out, ya goob

Btw, I have just realized HOW you made that bogus quote. My processor's working it's just slowwww

LOL. Yeah, it's a pretty low-tech trick. How about this?

JK, Waistfull!

Holy CATS, I just spewed diet coke...giggle. You are so bad. You're gonna get called into the cat fight ring, ya know :D

ROFL :thumbup: :thumbup: