Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

Ok I have a girly topic........Have any of you been to a Pure Romance Party? I had one this last weekend and OMG....I've never been to a party that was so much fun. Your thoughts??

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Another sign that men don't think......

Subject: Sign From God



A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident
on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is
hurt. God works in mysterious ways!

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for
the rest of our days".

Flattered, & eying this hot babe, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

Originally Posted by bchgirl

We have those here, but they're call "Fun Parties". They sell an item called a budget bunny ( d batteries ;) )....now my single g-friend wanted one but didn't order one....so months later she's decided she can't live without it. A store here sells the same kind of....hmmmmm, novelities ;) But she's also decided she can't possibly go to that store and buy it....cause she's too embarassed. So I tell her....come on and I'll get the dang thing for you. Get there....that baby costs $98.50! :eek: Neither of us could remember the fun party cost....but in a major loud voice....she exclaims "98 FIFTY. I'M NOT PAYING 98 FIFTY....I'LL STICK WITH MY SHOWER MASSAGE ;)

Sex and the city did an episode about those bunnies....Charlotte wasn't leaving her house :D

Another friend is a Longaberger consultant (the basket co)....any way another LB consultant was also a consultant for the fun party novelities. This gal combined the two items in shows, unfortunately she didn't tell the hostesses just what she suggested you store in your baskets :eek: Needless to say...she's not a Longaberger consultant any more ;)

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

This is kinda like the Girl Scout Cookie thread~
We have those parties here,,and the TOY is called the Waskily Wabbit. Got one for Christmas, They thought I'd be embarrassed! NOT, I had one before it shorted out,,, LMAO.. I was thrilled to have a new one. :p

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I would have a hard time not thinking about Elmer Fudd if I had a Waskily Wabbit :eek:

So the first shorted out or wore out ;)

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

A Pure Romance party is a GIRLS ONLY party that sells Lotions, Potions and things that require batteries. I have never been so embarrassed or laughed so hard in my life at this party. I would go into detail but would be afraide I would be banned from YT if I did. You can google them on the net and see for yourself what they sell. I highly recommending having one of these parties if you are brave and bold enough.

Originally Posted by DaisyMaesMom

We have the samething here also.. It's called a Passion Party... LOL There's some good money in those parties... :D You know us women!!

Originally Posted by bchgirl

I would have a hard time not thinking about Elmer Fudd if I had a Waskily Wabbit :eek:

So the first shorted out or wore out ;)

Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

We have Passion Parties here too but they are co-ed and as far as Washington State Law allows, they aren't legal as there is a fine line of solicitation of sex. I spent $275.00 at my Pure Romance Party plus got $350.00 in free product because my party did over $3500.00 in sales. Talk about so frisky women I tell ya. I now have a fully stocked "goodie" drawer!

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL too funny!!!!!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!! :D :D :D

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Be bery, bery caweful, Gina ;)

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Btw, since it's your anniversary...we could take up a collection and get ya a little sumthin' ;)

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Btw, since it's your anniversary...we could take up a collection and get ya a little sumthin' ;)

Originally Posted by hle_625

Deb, Gina already told me that she wants one of those Waskily Wabbits!

Originally Posted by hle_625

Deb, Gina already told me that she wants one of those Waskily Wabbits!

Originally Posted by mustangbee

I wonder what the guys are going to think
when they read all this!!! You know they will have
some smart --- remarks!!!!!

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Nah, they won't....nothing scares men more than being compared to a battery operated model ;) Battery operated models do not require meals, nor do they snore or hog the covers :D

Originally Posted by mustangbee

WHAT!!!!!

I must have missed that one!

I wonder what the guys are going to think
when they read all this!!! You know they will have
some smart --- remarks!!!!!

:eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Ok now you have me sitting here crying, and my stomach hurts!!!!!

Poor Princess, she thinks I lost it!!!!! :yelrotflm

Originally Posted by hle_625

I am sorry I misunderstood your "PM" to me you didnt say that you wanted one you said that you had one but it was out of batteries! Deb I guess we just need to send the girl some batteries for her 25th wedding anniversary bc lord knows shes gonna need them ;)

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Nah, they won't....nothing scares men more than being compared to a battery operated model ;) Battery operated models do not require meals, nor do they snore or hog the covers :D

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Don't forget about disturbing the housekeeper. She's working today right and has all her supplies ;)

And here I thought you were going to admit to the Elmer crush. :D :D

Speaking of looney tunes charactors...reminds me....went to a party once...guy there had the inclination to show me his tattoos. Yep, Yosimite Sam tattoo'd on each butt check.

PS New spell check doesn't know how to spell Yosimite either :eek:

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Boy, you're going easy. I could add a few more to that.. like " Oh, I'm sorry, I'll get ya next time." :( :eek:

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Oh, I can think of better.....BOB can be kept in a drawer til ya need him next time ;) ;)