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*Disclaimer* Just to clarify, this thread is what I thought was an obvious joke. Let's all get on the same page. Please do not try to save this young man from a life of involuntary celibacy. |
We know your not a jerk and that you're just funnin'!! ;) |
Awww, d4nimal, Jim N's just jealous he didn't think that one up himself....LOL. If you could say any of 'em with a straight face, I'd buy you a drink ;) Beats the h-ll outta of...."don't I know you from somewhere".... |
yeah, I guess you found me out. But please don't ever say "what's your sign>" |
is there a keg in your pants? um no why? Cuz i wanna tap that a**. LoL i know its kinda vulgar, but i love it! someone used that on me in highschool and ive never forgotten it. and my geeky bf used this one on me once trying to get brownie points: Hey do u have a quarter? aw no sorry i dont have any change. well thats a shame because my mom told me to call her when i find the girl of my dreams. [NERD ALERT!!!] |
That reminds me of my baby brother's old room mate.....Scott would literally go up to some woman and flat out ask if she wanted to something.....I asked if that worked.... told me....well, he got slapped alot but he also got the other pretty dang frequently too :rolleyes: Was actually told once...."heaven called. They're missing an angel....told them she's right here".....how cheesey can ya get. Then again....he said it with a straight expression.... The correct response to "what's your sign?" is stop ;) |
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