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If you could be a superhero, what would you be? If you could have any superpower, what would it be? If you are feeling extra creative, and I know you are, what would your superhero name be? You may also apply this question to your yorkie(s) ps - I am being very productive at work My answer off the top of my head is: I would have the power to turn anything into a fine dry-aged steak. They would call me "The Grillmaster." I would use this power to...fight crime? I dunno, it'd be a hit at parties. Combine me with that guy from the Heineken commercial who can turn anything into a Heineken, and we would be the most unstoppable force in the world. Maybe the universe. Yoshi would be a ninja superhero and his main weapon would be his poop. He is totally silent and invisible and strikes by secret turd. It is totally hidden but then suddenly the stench is upon you like a smothering blanket of death. His superhero name would be "The Fart in the Wind." When people saw a glimpse of him and his ninja suit they would say "Oh no! Here comes the Fart in the Wind! Run!" This superhero is very much like the real life Yoshi. |
i cant even think cause you just made me crack up .. |
Someone sure likes meat, eh? :) Fart in the Wind rocks! I think I'd like to teleport. I rather do get sick of traffic, and it'd be nice to just teleport here and there just for the heck of it, I could make the rounds and see all the YorkieTalk Yorkies! Well, Yoda, I think he's blessed with superhero powers innately. He was born with the "Gimme!" superhero gene, whereby he wants something, does his "Gimme!" thing, and gets it. All he needs is a sad look on his face, maybe a head cock, and BLAMMO!, he gets what he wanted. Heck, I think maybe I want Yoda's superpower, who needs teleporting when you can always get what you want! |
OMG............that is soooooo funny!!!!! I will have to get back to you with mine later................. |
Hmmmm, I can't think of a superhero name for me unless you, Grillmaster, need a potato queen ;) but Trace would like the ability to mate with CATS. He'd prefer to be known as Kitty Casanova. The mixed breed off spring would be callled....CARKIES....have huge demand and cost way more than ordinary people could afford. I wouldn't, however, sell these babies to Whitney Houston or Paris Hilton. |
Vivi would definitely be THE KISSY MONSTER....she can win anybody over with a Yorkie kiss :) |
That teleport thing is so clutch, I wish I thought of that. I also really like everybody's that they've submitted so far. Maybe we can have some sort of Justice League when this is all said and done. Bchgirl, the Potato Queen sounds awesome (though I guess the name isn't exactly flattering to the female figure). All we would need would be a Captain Condiment |
LOL, my favorite thread of the day, YOU DA MAN, fellow Man Club Member! Thanks for the props, I'm not even a Star Trek nerd! ;) One question though, if you turn them into steak, would it be proportional to their weight? Like if your royal Grillmaster toasted Kate Moss, would she turn into 80 pounds of steak? Or would there be some kind of complex formula that equates weight to a certain size of steak? I need stats man, I need stats! |
I would be Wonder Momma, and besides having a Daisy Duke body, I'd be rescuer of animals and saver of marriages! I'd use my superpowers to ZAP all animal mistreaters and people who have affairs or are abusive in any way! Puppymillers and OtherWomen beware.....I think I feel a surge of strength starting up from my Magic Tea!!!!!!! |
People's steak type be proportional to their body type. If I turned Kate Moss into a steak, she would turn into a 4 oz T-Bone with hardly any meat on it. I would also not be very good eats, and you would have to put me into a stew for all day before I would be tender enough to eat. Lindsay Lohan would have made a great sirloin a few years ago, but now she is more of a flat iron steak. I bet a Beyonce would make a mean well-marbled filet mignon. Mmmm...Beyonce medium rare... |
i would be Brainy McBrainster. i would be so smart, that i wouldn't have to go to school! LOL! as for my beagle, she would VOOSH! Vacum Dog to the rescue, she would vacum away all evil, and all left overs on th floor, not that she doesn't do that all ready |
Are you sure Beyonce ain't prime rib? ;) I'm still waiting on the exact complex Grillmaster steak conversion formula, one I'm sure I won't understand... Hahah. Mmmm, medium rare steak, I think I'm hungry again! |
I stand corrected. I don't know what I was thinking. It sounds like you already know the formula. There are a lot of Pi's and squiggly lookin thingies involved. |
Heh, okay, I'll take the hint and shut up now and wait to read more about our fellow YorkieTalk members' superhero powers! |
THIS IS A FUNNY FUNNY THREAD ! :D :D :D :D I can't top what I just read but after thinking about it....I would want to be BAT-GIRL. I'd fly around the world ridding the planet of the abusers of children and animals with my 2 Bat-Babies...Chanel & Cheri. We'd have really cool outfits...and endless food and shelter for the animals we free....and LOTS of Bully-Sticks (but don't tell the bulls that) ;) When we're done...we'd stop and see the GRILL MASTER and give that cute Fart In The Wind a Supersized bully stick :D.... and then stop and hang out with Wonder Momma and compare notes. |
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I would be fasteddie, a superhero to thousands of Yorkie owners because he has the power to bring them together and make them smile. I'd have a Jekyl and Hyde alter-ego known only as Admin Hood, a misunderstood rascal who hangs out with a merry band of computer nerds who wear green tights and drink mead. |
One day I'm going to get wasted on mead, even if I don't know exactly what it is. C'mon people, you dont have to be ultra super mega creative. I know a bunch of you want to fly, or have x-ray vision (i'd take that, though yes, i would abuse it) |
The disadvantage with x-ray vision would be the inability to NOT view the people you'd really rather not see nekkid. Of course, it's your superhero power so perhaps you could have selected x-ray vision ;) One thing I never understood in those "get your x-ray vision glasses" ads that you saw as kids....how come you could see through people's clothes....but not through their SKIN :p I have decided that I will be Ursela Uterus performing amazing feats of tracking such as.... the mustard BEHIND the milk in the fridge...... car keys that don't belong to the vehicle I drive....... shoes along with the appropriate socks....both in sizes I have never worn.... homework assignments or any school related necessity even though I personally graduated from HS 25+ yrs ago..... My services will assist men and children world wide..... I will perform all with little or no recogination all in the name of household tranquility, but will accept accolades for remote control location with modesty. ;) |
Well, I don't know what the name of this power would be but does anyone watch Charmed? I love the power that Piper has...just a wave of the hands and...poof, you're gone! I would use my power to poof away any kind of animal or child abuser...along with a list of other abusers and bad people in general. Then I would use it to poof away anyone in heavy traffic that holds up the line to make a left hand turn (oh heck...let's just include all left hand turners!) change rattlers, whistlers and cars with thumping stereos. If I missed anyone...I'll get them on day 2! |
I would also like the ability to....what a friend and I refer to as...."genie it". Fold your arms across your body, quick nod of the head...presto...situtation X is solved by genie-ing it. Housework, genied, bills, poof...genied... pia boss...genie-fied....the possiblilities are endless :D |
Underdog was always my hero as a kid. I'm always saying "here i come to save the day"..... I'm always trying to help, even when it's not wanted. :rolleyes: We called Max "Mighty Max". Although we did everything to keep him from jumping he loved to run and jump onto the couch and then fly off the back of it as far as he could to get away from you. LOL pretty funny. All he needed was his red cape. |
I would be Time Warp Investor Girl (TWIG). I could go forward in time, get the stock pages from tomorrows Wall Street Journal, then go back in time and buy call options for the big movers. I would MAKE A FORTUNE much of which I would spend on animal rescues and the destruction of puppy mills. I would also spend a good amount of money on totally frivolous things with no socially redeeming qualities like plastic surgery and pedicures. Just for good measure, I would also have x-ray vision. It really has nothing to do with TWIG's mission, but it would be fun. :p Kudos to you, d4nimal for a great thread idea. You are my kind of guy. |
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I'd like to be a twig member but not for direct investing. That boy whose parents owned ALL the bowling alleys in our entire area....the one I was just friends with....whose family sold those said bowling alleys for a cool 10 million....I'd go back and upgrade my status to girlfriend, if ya know what I mean ;) |
LOL !! You guys are hilarious....And Miss Shoestring - you'd GET HIM this time around ! |
Actually perhaps I'd be girlfriend with a bun in the oven...... |
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