Why we get cranky the older we get
 

God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day at the door of your
house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you
a lifespan of 20 years."

The dog said, "Thats too long to be barking. Give me 10 years
and I'll give back the other 10." So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people. Do monkey trick and make them laugh. I'll give you a
lifespan of 20 years."

The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for 20 years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do, too.
OK?" And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go
to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a
lifespan of 60 years."

The cow said, "That's a tough life you want me to live for 60
years. Let me have 20, and I'll give back the other 40." And God
agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you 20 years."

Man said, "Only 20 years? Tell you what. I'll take my 20, as
well as the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back and the
10 the dog gave back. That makes 80."

"OK," God said. "You've got a deal."

That's why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our
family. Then, for the next 10 years, we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. Our last 10 years, we sit on the front
porch and bark at everyone. :p

:D that explains everything :D

Lololol
 

That completely cracked me up!!! :D

HAHA! I LOVE IT! too cute!

Who says you can't learn something new everyday? lol
 

:D Finally the meaning of life!

Good one :D :D :D

HAHAHA- yep and my husband says- Why exercise or eat right- you are just saving everyone from having to put up with your cranky years.

Hahahah! Love it...the human condition explained :D

Francie