Please send the nose hair trimmers to my brother. Trust me he is the most needy person for this present in the world. He has a goatee so I don't know if he thinks the nose hair helps fill out his mustache or what, but I think it's totally gross. His wife waxes his back, but she's dropping the ball on the nose hair and the unabrow.

I actually bought my boyfriend one of those Micro-trimmer things,last year, he wanted one,,, They are kinda handy, I bought one later,, to do Bailey's BUTT HAIR!! They work good.. so I can't say too much I guess I kinda bought someone a nose hair clipper too! ( cause they work for that too) BUT HE WANTED ONE!

EWWWWW :eek: My BIL is so hairy, he looks like a monkey. They came over to swim in the pool and before he took his shirt off....he asked me if I'd put sunscreen on his back....yeah, I did, but never again. ;)

I have tears from laughing so hard...
 

This is a HILLARIOUS post... even though I am sure at the moment people received the worst gifts it was not very funny! lol

Ok my worst gift:
A bible from my grandmother. First of all I am not a religous person but a spiritual person and she knows this. So in a way I was offended because she always trying to find a way to convert me into her faith. I respect her faith but from a far, far distance.
But the REAL killer...It was for my 21st BIRTHDAY! Ugh... Who gets a 21 year old a bible when we all know sinning and dobochary (sp?) is going to happen???? LMAO!

My fav gift:
A tie from my hubby...between my Yorkies (I broke him down to get 2 ;) ) or during our first 6 months together he took me to Puerto Plata for my birthday all expense paid! :D

Ok,, I too have a HAIRY back story too.
One night My girlfriend drags this guy home from the bar, and they are sitting on the couch and she's rubbing his back, ( he had some kind of silky shirt on) and she says " do you have a shirt on under this?" He said " NO" But he had a HAIRY SHIRT on under it,, She was totally embarrsed and totally grossed out at the same time.. needless to say he didn't get to spend the night! LOL :rolleyes:

Ha ha I always feel bad for people that are that hairy. My father in law had the hair on the back.

Just want you to know that by listing the bible as a worst gift....you just got a big, ol' black mark by your name in that big book in heaven, that you'll have to explain :eek: I'm kidding. Maybe grandma was just trying to save ya from your sinnin' ways. :D Btw, bibles were one of the few gifts that came from my grandma (the junk collector) that didn't come from a trash pile. And she considered bibles the appropriate gift for every occassion....I own six....all from grandma :p

I've always told my hubby, if the hairy gene fairy decides to make it's presence known on HIS body....be prepared for....his choice....tweasing, waxing, or electrolocis (sp?). Or a combination of the three, should he start looking like his monkey sibling. :eek:

HEY!!!! My girlfriend dated that guy TOO....exactly once....she got a load (no pun intended)of that back and that was the end of the relationship. :D

My hubby hardly has any body hair and I like that way. He can barely grown any facial hair. He hates it because he would love to have sideburns I on the other hand love his baby face and wouldn't want it any other way. Hairy guys give me the heeby geebies.

BTW... If I offended anyone by naming a bible as a worst gift that was not my intention... It was soley to show that for a 21st birthday something more festive could have been picked... lol :rolleyes:

As someone who received one on my 13th b-day, 16th b-day, 18th b-day, high school graduation, a wedding gift and one anniversary, I can relate :rolleyes:

I got iron skillets from my grandma for my 21st birthday, but that's what I wanted.

Sounds like my hubby, I figure it's 'cause monkey-brother got ALL the hair genes. I do wish he had more facial hair, 'cause I love mustaches, beards, and goatees....makes me swoon ;) Hubby is the only man I ever dated without one of the three...so want'd I do....MARRY him :rolleyes:

Can you stand a long post? The best gift was my son, Kevin, who was born 3 weeks before Christmas 15 years ago. (Yes, Megan, you are a presious gift too!) Kevin was my first and we went through so much to have him. Nothing beats that gift!
As for worst, the very next year we bought our house in December and we were so broke! We decided to set a limit on each other of $25, just to have a little something to open Christmas morning. well, I shopped so carefully and managed to get my husband a coat that was on sale and then half off, etc. so it was only $25. He got me 2 presents. I opened the first one and it was a fake pointsetta plant. I was like "you got me a pointsetta?" Oh well, what is in the second package....a second pointsetta. It was then I realized, JC Penny's had them 2 for $25, right in side the door. He walked in, saw them, thought "cool, I'm done" and that was it.
We had years of laughs each Christmas when I would put them out and make a big deal about my beautiful plastic pointsettas. I think he finally threw them away when I wasn't paying attention. And, yes, he's gotten MUCH better at gift giving....this year I got diamond earrings!

That's why the men's section of department stores is located on the first floor, three feet from the entrance....get it and GO :)

I went out on a date with this guy who had a HAIR VEST :eek:, it was coming through the top of the shirt...And I finally knew what hair like WOOL Meant! :(

Ewww ok, the thought of putting sunscreen or anything on someone with a hairy anything is just grossing me out. I haven't even had breakfast yet..lol...You can't help the genes you get but there are ALWAYS choices..lol

OMG~ you guys STOP.. I'm cracking up... Hair VEST! :eyetearss
Look how this started with Bad/good gifts and now... we are onto HAIR VESTS! I love it! :D

It's the six degrees of seperation. But you've got to admit the hairy issue relates directly to the hair trimmers mentioned in the first post :p

Oh I know.. this thread is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

I have come to the conclusion that my mother has lost her last marbles since we have moved away. Its been 3 years.

Christmas 1. Robes for me and my husband
Christmas 2. Robes for me and my husband, and back massaging pads, one each, the kind you can even plug into your car!

This year she called me... Asking what we wanted for christmas... I said... NO ROBES! and explained how she had repeted this gift the last two years... she laughed at herself and pledged to do better!

Christmas 3. Back massaging pads, one each, the kind you can even put in your car!

I almost peed my pants when I opened it and my Mom almost peed in hers when I called and told her! Now I can line the sofa and loveseat with back massaging pads! Now I need more plugs!


Ok... want a hair story? I was 10 and mom married this guy... Tom. He was the hairest man on the planet! and it was so dark brown it was almost black and as curly as can be! We had two bathrooms and me and my sister would fight over ours... well, I gave up one day, when I was like 13, I ventured into my moms bathroom, which was a no no as she did not trust us around her make up... I was going to use the shower and opened the sliding shower door and stopped dead in my tracks! I saw little curley black hairs everywhere! it was on the floor, clinging to the door! and even on the soap! I all but screamed and ran out of there... I was convinced it was butt hair! Butt hair on the soap! Ugh! I had nightmares about it for years!

Best present.... A granite rock from my husband with the word Certainty etched in it! It was just what I needed!

Hey is this your step dad??? :eek:

Warning....not for the faint of heart

http://hometown.aol.com/antlanara/im...airy%20man.jpg

I love those back massagers. I got my grandma one for christmas cause she was having back pain and my grandpa kept sitting in her chair. So the next year I got him one. Cute story. This year at Christmas my 2 yr old cousin was sitting in the chair with massager and I turned it on. It took him all of 2 seconds to figure out how the controls work and he began to play. About 2 minutes later he jumps up turns around and yells at the massager "BURN" he accidently turned on the heat and it scared him when it got hot. It was pretty cute.

CAN YOU IMAGINE! That is just WRONG! How much ya wanna bet that guy is single??

He's single....he can't get past a first date, much less first base ;)

I think this needs to be marked with an R-rated so some poor child doesn't accidently look at it it could scar them for life.
I think it scarred me for life. Geeezzzz

Hey I think you got my ex husband in that pic!

The only bald spot on him is on his head because he shaves it....(his fear of receding hair line)
When we were like 19 he past out and we shaved WOLFMAN on his back.....

Kathryn I can relate to the butt hair on the soap issue!!!!! GROSS!

Thats him!
 

OMG! Thats him! Its all coming back to me! I will have to sleep with the light on now!

Ugh!!!! It was awefull! I always knew he was hairy, and his back hairs would clog up the pool filters, but I never really got to see his butt! Thanks for taking care of that! I may never get that image out of my head! :eek: lol