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A bit of humour for the morning Our society is doomed.............. IDIOT SIGHTING I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said "May I have large bills, please" ... She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.... IDIOT SIGHTING When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford |
O MY GOSH that is pretty idiotic. People these days, not the brightest crayon in the box. |
Some just for laughs IDIOT SIGHTING The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. They walk among us and they VOTE :D:eek: |
Thank you so very much for that bit of humor. I have a lot of things weighing heavy on my mine and in my heart and reading your post gave my first real smile this morning. No doubt those are real stories! |
:yelrotflm:yelrotflm:yelrotflm This is so funny!! I am still laughing.. :D |
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I'm glad ... we need a good chuckle preferably more than one every day :) |
hahahaha holy crap are these really idiots you are encountering more than once a day!! yikers...hehe but thanks for the laughs. |
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Nope lol. A friend of mine sent me a link it is posted on facebook somewhere:) |
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Thanks for the giggle. I think we all need humor to destress. I've been really getting some laughs from that darwinawards.com site lol |
Hahaha! I have my moments like this, my "blonde" moments. Sitting at dinner with the heads of my West Coast university, a guest asked how I got out that far west. I answered, "By airplane." |
Want to have another laugh? This one particularly cracked me up this morning.. 2007 Darwin Award: Falling in Love |
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Thanks for the laughs. Badly needed. Large bills and downsizing lunch fun! :D |
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