joke.. a little racy, so read at own risk lol Well, I've been not so well lately. A lot of random bad things keep happening to me, including financial issues. Last night my long-term boyfriend broke up with me because he can't be there for me... and when i'm h appy again, we can get back together. Yeah, I think it's crap too.. and i've been an abosolute mess. Anyway, my cousin sent me this joke this morning, and I know it's not the funniest, but it made me smile: A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can''t find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs. "What? What was that?" "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush." heh heh. |
that is funny. i have heard that one before..but it sure made me laugh again. I am so sorry about your boyfriend. I know what that feels like so I can relate to what you are feeling right now, and I am so sorry you have to go through that! :( |
I know.. it's awful. He keeps telling me he's so sorry and he still loves me. He wants it to work in the future.. but i need ot be happy again first. No, he should be there for the good and bad times..... it sucks real bad :( |
haha! That's funny! |
aw Sam I'm sorry, that is horrible! You are right, he should be there good times and bad! Get lots of Maggie kisses, that will make you feel better! |
haha Kim, that's exactly what i did. She's been stuck to me like glue because she was worried when i was crying |
2 Attachment(s) That WAS funny...sorry about your boyfriend - I have MAXINE advise for you though ...I especially like the "I'm ready to listen ..." cartoon ......Maybe next time you talk to him....you could toss in a few words of Maxine wisdom ???? |
Cute joke! Nice to see you here again. I hope things start looking up for you soon. |
Haha thanks Villette... I shoulda thought about that last night when i couldn't sleep! He just came over, unexpectedly, to show me all the stuff i've done for him and read me a letter I wrote him a long time ago. He was in tears explaining out he can't believe he could do this to me and how after reading all that stuff he realizes he hasn't been pulling his weight. I still wouldn't really talk to him... I'm incredibly hurt. But, at least he's trying.. |
well, you are right he should be there for you no matter what....but if he isnt then better that you fnd out what he is really like now then later!!! Save yourself from haretache and move on to someone who wants to be there for you all the time!!! |
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