For anyone that likes to laugh !!! This was emailed to me and I thought I would share it with everyone that likes to laugh... :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm No offense to our men here at YT, just thought they were cute. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. __________________________________________________ ____ One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... __________________________________________________ _____ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you....." __________________________________________________ _____ It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. __________________________________________________ _____ He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded. __________________________________________________ _____ He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror. __________________________________________________ _____ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor __________________________________________________ ____ A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger than him...Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! __________________________________________________ _____ A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. |
i loved it , thanks for sharing... |
Very Funny and cute...thanks for sharing :thumbup: |
Haha...the first one is my favorite |
That is too funny! I already emailed it to all the girls! |
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Also congratulations on all your wins over the weekend. |
Very funny, l'll give you that. But I liked the University of Oklahoma line! Women NEVER get the joke! Thanks for the laughs, even at our expense. |
ROFL!!~ Too funny! The 1st one brought a tear to my eye!!~ :eyetearss |
I love it !! Especially, why buy the pig for a little sausage.. e-mailing it to my friends. :eyetearss |
THOSE WERE GREAT !! I loved the first one and the "I'll Miss you" one - those were funny :D |
Those are Funny. Thanks for sharing. |
Sue, your to funny. Bet you had alot of mail to read when you got home.ha |
LOL those gave me a great big laugh ....lol i read em to my fiance hahaha he was even laughing |
Sue, thanks for the laugh. Those were so funny. |
really funny! loved the last one... |
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