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Leave it to Fast Eddie to return the focus to what really matters: Booze and chicks. The man thread has been rescued. |
1 Attachment(s) Oh yes, forgot the most important part here... the pictures (well, not of last night, I don't think I was physically able to at that moment...) |
There was a guy buying a yorkie when I got mine, he said he didn't need a big dog to prove his manhood....hum?? Quote:
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As for you, reneernc, we guys had it wrong for years and years. We thought we needed big dogs to lure hot women. Little did we know that Yorkies were the secret. I wonder if we were wrong about other large things? |
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I didn'dn't realize they "the yankees" new! :animal36 |
Guess you should put that up for a vote! Quote:
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I am sorry to burst your idea that all women like the same - it would be much easier if life was like that but hey, there's also a fun challenge in it, isn't there? |
its true...yorkies are like the ultimate chick magnets. I think they are better then babies. Ladies of all ages flock to me when i'm carrying the yorkies...but without them....the ladies avoid me like i got the plague. |
What I like to do is to put Yoshi in a stroller sleeping next to a purring kitten who is playing with a baby that is wearing a panda suit. Then the chick magnet's pull is so strong that it creates a monstrous vortex. The vortex is so strong that you have to be careful putting together the combination of a puppy, a kitten, and a baby, because the cuteness vortex has the capability to form a gravitational pull so strong for women that it can bend time and space. That is where black holes come from. Please be careful and stay safe |
whoa!!!! :eek: d4nimal you mad scientist!!!! you know not what you create there man!!!! that is the mothership right there. 3 successful powerful elements combine to form a force that mother nature and mankind has not seen since the creation of the a-bomb. its so strong that its banned in most states and country. d4nimal i think its a secret that should NOT be shared on a public forum. Ultimate power brings ulimate responsibility. And it should be kept under wraps because the other sex will get a hold of it and untrustworthy males will abuse this power. |
You are too funny... :eyetearss OMG! What in the hell are you 2 talking about??? LMAO! I mean it is true and all that when women see fur kids, babies, and ANYTHING that shows a man's "pink" side... It does have us take a 2nd or 3rd look at your sexy selves! ;) Why we fall for this is unknown to any of us... :confused: Men run media that shows you all killing and fighting one another :thumbdown ...so you can sucker us into wanting you the moment you show a pink side... :mad: HEY! I smell a consiparcy!!! :eek: Ladies??? :rolleyes: |
It is no different for men - take a woman, dress her in garders and push up bra, put her on a motor cycle and give her a glass of JD in her hand and you've got your male vortex :p :p :p |
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or a she/male vortex...gotta watch those biker chicks... |
For all the ladies that insist on knowing what it takes to create a male vortex.... All i have to say is :D PICS!!!! :D |
Dare I scan the infamous Yorkie Playboy pictures??? :p |
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