It started like this....... My morning has been crazy! At 4:30, Miss Lexy decided to tee tee in our bed! Not just a little tee tee, mind you. A FREAKIN' YELLOW RIVER!!! So I get up and take all the clean sheets and blankets and spread off the bed and my hubby and I move to the guest room bed. I just washed and changed sheets yesterday! Then after about an hour of trying to go back to sleep, I finally did, only to be awakened by Lexy barking from the laundry room to get back in bed with us! I guess she wanted to baptize the guest room too! While fixing my coffee, I look over and Peanut is squatting to poop. So I grab him up and run out into the garage to let him outside. This went fairly well until I realized he had pooped on the way outside while I was holding him and it landed in Andy's shoe that was in the garage. No coffee for me yet, mind you. I cleaned the shoe and said nothing to Andy about it of course! Got to work five minutes late and made a complete idiot out of myself with another real estate agency setting up a showing for this afternoon. I kept telling her I needed a key to a certain house and she kept asking me which one of their agents had the key. I said I guess its in your keybox and then we both realized I was talking to the wrong agency for that particular listing. Had a business breakfast to go to with my broker, so I though I'd better "relieve myself" before we left. When I got in the bathroom, I noticed my panties were on inside out! Is there a full moon tonight? :eek: |
Oh my goodness!! :eek: Can I laugh or will it make you angry? LOL !! This is quite a day for you ~ maybe you should just go home, curl up on the couch with a cup of your favorite coffee and relax!! (alone) hahaahahha. |
toby "tee tee'd " on our bed this morning too...... he has only done this once before (i attributed taht to the earthquake that day..... but this one: i dunno) .... |
Quite the morning there! Don't worry, tomorrow should be better! :) The shoe bit had me cracking up! |
LOL :lol tears .....I am so sorry but I was cracking up laughing. Hopefully, tomorrow is better :D Tina |
HAHAHAHA ....Now THAT is a day to remember - you seem like you're handling it but waking up to yellow rivers in your bed...then it going downhill from there makes me want to say - wear Skis - you get there faster so you can go back up ! that was pretty funny - Hope you have a better night than you did day |
LOL sounds like you were off to a bad day :eek: hopefully by the end of the day you get a break from all the craziness. LMAO @ the poop in the shoe and keeping it quiet hahaha oh yeah and the inside out pants ....sorry |
LOL, oh my gosh I have tears.. I love how you didnt tell your husband about the "ahh ohhh" in his shoes!! Thats great!!!! :lol tears I hope your day is sooo much better tomorrow ;) |
LOL I wanna know when the real fun starts at your house! :D |
Wow What a day. The shoe poo had me cracking up. Hope tomorrow is a better day for you. |
Now I've always been an optomist so let's see: At least you have a second bed to go to in the middle of the night. (When Tucker got ours we had to clean it at 3 am and then sleep on towels on the bed. It was so gross). At least you SAW the poop in the shoe, imagine if Andy found it the hard way! Work, well, come on, even when your day doesn't start out so eventful, haven't you made some weird mistakes? Poor Lexy, getting blamed for that one. And as for your panties, well, at least you were the one who noticed they were inside out, and not someone else! (Though I can't imagine who). I make my husband nuts by always putting the positive spin on things. He is such a pessimest. He'll just say "oh shut up Teri" Thanks for my laugh today. |
Don't you hate it when that happens !! ;) |
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