Do Yorkies think like this?
 

TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

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'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DAMN DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.



Just a laugh to start your morning off,
hope it's a good one,

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OMG, it sounds like a conversation between my kids and my dogs..LOL

So true, so true....LOL

LOL!!!:yelrotflm

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Soooo funny and true!!

Funny and yet so true!

Thanks Carol ! I always laugh at these - can decide which is best but that last one .....rotf !!!

LOL too FUNNY!!!!

Hilarious!! loved it!!!:p

Very funny, especially number 6. The look I get when I do this on my two says it all. Alfie still falls for it sometimes though.

Too funny! I once heard a male say if he could #10, he would never get married again...:eek:

Hilarious!! :sidesplt: