Ericka Hearts Earl Dearest Twalla, It has come to my attention that you are still yearning for my beloved Earl. I regret to inform you that he is still mine. Now I know you don't think he came to me, more that I stole him from you, but this just wasn't the case! I would never, ever steal another woman's man toy. Earl was offered up to me fair and square. He is happy with me. I have given this much thought and have come to a conclusion that you will only be happy if I give Earl up. But if I remember right, I did offer to share this hunk of burning love with you... (see, I'm not such a bad girl)... but you only wanted him for yourself...( a bit stingy if you ask me) Well, I hate to ramble on about how great Earl is, so I will just close for now. I do hope that you understand more now so we can remain BFF's. I love you girl! Word! Love, your bestest friend Ericka P.S... Earl says hello! |
Dearest Ericka, I do understand that you are under the impression that Earl belongs to you. However, I do believe that you are mistaken. Yes, you were kind enough to share the hunka hunka burnin' love but I did want him all to myself. You have seen him, really, do you want to share him?!?!?!?! So really that is not stingy, just common sense really. We most certainly can remain BFF's even if you are a bit mistaken on who Earl belongs to. Love your BFF, Twalla PS.... Earl says G'nite :p PSPS.... WORD! |
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I have blocked out post #3.... Breakfast was so good... Waffles and Eggs.... Yum! Enough said.... Word UP! |
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Ladies, this is Earl's mother. He told me in the kitchen the other night while we were working together preparing dinner that he WAS in fact willing to divide his time equally between the two of you. In fact he had an even better idea. The three of you could move in together -- kind of like that TV show with John Ritter. So what do you say? He would like to live near the beach OR a nice fishing lake. |
Remember -- I loved him FIRST! Enough said! Have a nice day, girlies..... :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
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Yes, that is true.... You did love him first and he will always love you more! :D |
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Well.. I would like to clear up a couple things... First ~ Earl is mine, fair and square Second ~ Earl is mine, Earl's mom chose me to be his one and only lover girl! Third ~ While I do enjoy having Earl all to myself, since we are talking about the beach... I am open to sharing with Twalla... but the rest of you stalkers can take a number. Fourthly ~ I have the tax returns ready... Love you Earlee Poo! |
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I think Earl is too lucky! The beach is really hot this time of year, down here it is almost in the triple digits, you might want to choose a lake house.... |
I can't stand it anymore!!! I've seen this discussion in a few other places on YT. May I ask who - or what- is Earl? :confuse2: There must be a very interesting story behind all this. :wink: |
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