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pick up lines ok, us women have to deal with corny pick up lines all the time.... what are some of the ones that have been said to you? Mine happened today: I was in class and there was a guy that was in my class last year sitting behind me. I like to get phone numbers of the people that i know, so that i can be prepared for any absences in the semester, so i asked this guy for his phone number......... lol........ he then says, "allready?" i was confused so i asked what he meant and he said "all these girls are asking me for my phone number, i have to beat them off with a stick" i was obviously still confused because i was just asking for class purposes (he knows i am engaged and he has flirted with me incessantly for 6 months now) anyways, i am still looking confused and he says "this is my gift to you... but keep in mind that i like it when the girl makes the first move" and then he winks What in the world???? :confused: i seriously wanted to laugh at him, i settled for a straight faced "ill keep that in mind" |
I had a mean streak at a point in my life - and took it out on men - poor creatures... At a disco once a guy said to me: You are too pretty to be here! And I answered back: So if I am too pretty to be there, logic has it there must be something else wrong with me. Maybe it's my wooden leg or my fake teeth. But it could also be my personality, my desire to see all men fail miserably at flirting... He left... ;) But the best ones are always the ones that are honest: One guy at a café (drinking coffee with my friends) whispered in my ear: I want to make you tingle... Now if he had been ugly I would have slapped him, but he was really cute, so I gave him a smile instead and accepted his invitation for dinner :) We were together for 2˝ great years :) But when that is said I must admit that for me to fall for a pickupline, it must be a look and not a line. My husband looks at me like he is dazed by my beauty and says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman in the world" in a soft tone....that look can pick me up any time :D |
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA whata moron.... Mine has got to be when I was "If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me??" Or, at the gym, this meathead says "Ya know, there are some things that I could help you with." So I say "Such as" and he says "Your cardio" I laughed. He says "seriously, s** is the best cardio workout God ever made." I couldn't help but laugh. Said Thanks but no thanks. And went to a different machine. |
The moron is directed to the guy in class not your hunny Kewtee, just wanna clarify that. I had a serious mean streak with men when my ex and I split a while ago. Still do kinda but anyway, I can remember going to clubs with my friends and a guy would ask me if he could buy me a drink and I would go off on him. Id ask him if I looked like I couldn't afford to buy my own drinks and tell him to come up with better lines. |
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and the "moron" is pretty cute i have to admit , shorter than me (sigh) but everyone pretty much is.... but anyways, bad me, i am engaged (but it doesnt mean i cant look..... or flirt back when he is least expecting it) :p |
you can do all the flirting and looking you want. your engaged not dead |
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