Very Funny Joke, I just HAVE to share. " Hi ' Everyone: My cousin e-mailed me this joke this morning. It is just too funny NOT to share. :grin2: Enjoy!!! Subject: Broccoli Casserole A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she s**ts on you!' |
:lol tears Thank's for the cuckle, I needed that this am. |
That is hilarious! |
Good one! :eyetearss |
:lol2: |
:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears |
great one! lol |
:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears That was too funny, TFS. I'm gonna email that a few people. :lol2: |
ROFLMAO!!! Thats too good not to pass along. :D I mean PASS as in send an email... not... well you know.. :p |
Quote:
|
LOL! That is funny! |
Oh that is really funny. Thanks for sharing. |
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:18 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright ©2003 - 2018 YorkieTalk.com
Privacy Policy - Terms of Use