YAM (cute!!)
 

Yam

A girl and boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called Yam.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting Half-baked, so she wouldnt accidentally get mashed and get a bad name like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!! But, on the other hand, she wouldnt stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoe String cousins.

When she went to Europe, Mr and Mrs Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Frys. And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she would not get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldnt associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay".

Mr and Mrs Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.(Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

TOM BROKAW!!!! Mr and Mrs Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldnt possibly marr Tom Brokaw because he is just....................................


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That was too cute! I had never heard that one before but i will be sharing it with my friends and family....hehehe

I love that!! Thanks for sharing!

Hehehehehe. :)