This is funny! Enjoy!
 

New Medication For Women:
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
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St. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
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E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
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P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
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D U M B E R O L
When taken with PEPTOBIMBO, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
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M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?"
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B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
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J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, etc.
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A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators, on airplanes or anywhere else.
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N A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

That was funny. Thanks I needed a laugh tonight, it's been a rough day.

Those are great! I'm going to copy and paste this and email it to my mom, aunt and grandmother! They'll love it too!

Those were good. Thanks :)

Where can I get a prescription for Nagamet?? I need a rest but he doesn't, G&G!!!