Dear Dad letter A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, and tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream o f having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. I got this in an email, sorry, I HAD to share :D |
omg hahahahhaha thanks for sharing that it made me laugh really hard |
lol that was sooo funny!!! |
:eyeballpc:eyetearss:lol tears - That is HILARIOUS!!! |
F A N T A S T I C. (I say this as someone who doesn't have kids. I would be so hurt to get this in person) |
Thanks for a great laugh! |
Okay, I can close my mouth now. LOL! |
lol, yeah, It kinda made sense when the kid said he was 15... but yeah... I think he'd be in more trouble over the letter than that report card... |
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ROFL!!! I died. That is GOOD. I wish I had known about that when I got my report card last year. :p I think my parents would crack up at that. |
If only my son could come up with something poetic to inform me of his report card. He is a junior in high school with a grade point average of 1.7. He has no desire to achieve anything more then living for the day. he emulates the classmates in seach class and hates to be told what to do. I love him but I can't tell him a thing. |
LOLOL......That's funny! I would write my son back: Dear John, Your mother and I hope you and whats-her-name will be very happy. Also we are hoping your marijuana farm prospers, as your mother and I will need extended care in our older years and are expecting you to provide for it. I'm sure we will be needing a place to stay (with you all of course!) and help with our daily needs, such as diaper changing, teeth cleaning, etc. Love, Dad HAHAHAHA....see where honesty about a report card could have spared you this harrowing thought?;) |
I have seen this one and it is PERFECT! love it! d |
:eyeballpc:sidesplt: Hilarious!!! now stop talking about me and my boyfriend:mad: just kidding:lol tears |
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