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Walking the dog - JOKE A little girl asked her MOM, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies , 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, 'OK, you can go now, but t keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!! !! ) The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.' |
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha. I flipped out when I read that, Thank you so much for posting, I love to have a good laugh at least once a day, and you did it! |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........i laughed so hard that now i have a head ache....too too funny!!!!! |
Choking here, OMG, that's too funny!!! |
Haha! Uh-oh, Dad's gonna be in trouble when Mom finds out!:eek::D |
LOL That's a good one! Needed a laugh watching this game.....:( |
OMG that is too funny!!! |
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