Redneck Welfare Mom - JOKE disclaimer: This is a joke, some will find funny, some may not. It is not intended to offend anyone nor directed at anyone. A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. > > "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?" > > "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that > question a thousand times before. > > She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. > > "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. > I'll need all your children's names." > > 'This one's my oldest; he is Leroy" > > "OK, and who's next?" > > "Well, this one, he is Leroy, also." > > The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through > the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. > > Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! > > "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they > ALL named Leroy?" > > Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier… When it's time to > get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when > it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a > runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, > I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I > ever had, namin' them all Leroy." > > The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her > forehead and says tentatively, > > "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" > > "Then I call them by their last names" |
LOL thanks for the laugh. |
I am offended! LOL, totally kidding. Your disclaimer cracked me up.:D |
Hahahaha!!!! |
I have 3 children all by different fathers and I do not find this funny! so what it took 3 tries to find the right man!!! LMAO just kidding it was funny:D |
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too funny!! sad you had to put a disclaimer but that was funny too! :) |
:eyeballpc:sidesplt: you are on the roll today, aren't you:lol tears what did you had for breakfast?:tongue: because I want some of that:eyetearss |
lmao!! that was too funny:D |
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i know people that way if you or any one you know has ever worked in a hospital its common. i laughed myself to death because i can see that happening! great post im forwarding this to friends. |
Soooooooo funny! Please keep posting more jokes in the future. I need that laugh!!:D |
:lol tears:lol tears That's hilarious - thanks! |
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