Lessons learned the hard way... Dear Jacki, I know you love the shoes. I know you graduated from High School in them and they have sentimental value. I know they're cute and summery, with the perfect heel height. I know you got them on sale and that you could never, EVER find another pair as cheap or cute as these shoes you wore today. But here's the thing, Jacki. They gave you 4 GIGANTIC blisters today. You knew this would happen because they have done the same thing every time you wear them. So here's my advice to you: Don't wear the shoes. You can look at them and love them and pet them and buy them dinner, but don't put them on your feet. Only an idiot would wear those shoes several times, hoping for a different outcome. I know you're a smart one, so I hope you can learn from your mistakes next time. Love and kisses, Jacki. (And on that note, I'm outta here. See ya tomorrow, guys!) |
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Haha, aww, Jacki, isn't that the truth? How often do we women sacrifice comfort for beauty?! I love going shoe shopping but the blisters have taught me enough to where I can look and admire, but not buy. I save up my money these days and only buy comfy shoes. Because out there, SOMEWHERE, cute, fashionable, comfortable shoes exist. (Though it may mean tapping into a parallel universe.) These days, m friends my friends call me a "corporate hippie" because I dress and look like a hippie but I bathe, shave and use deodorant. LOL! So put those Birkenstocks on my feet and let me move along ;) |
So true!! Very funny, Jacki!! :D :D |
Very funny, Jacki!! :D :D :eyetearss :eyetearss :eyetearss |
Very cute!!! Thanks for makin' me laugh!! ...buy them dinner...tooooo funny! Jacki, you're a hoot! Val, when ya get your ticket to the parallel universe, can I come too?? Cause I've heard they also have swimsuits that fit!! |
Ok so I'm one of those idiots..haha...i buy shoes up to 1 size smaller if they don't have my size, just because they're cute. I wear stilletos with everything (almost) and at work I'm known as Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the City SJP). When I went to NY, I walked over 60 blocks in my 4 inch stilletos. Yes I, MOTHER OF COCO CHANEL MASIHI AM AN IDIOT. WHY YOU ASK? I HAVE NO IDEA. |
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Jackie - that was the FUNNIEST Letter to Self I've ever read ! Totally hilarious ! THAT made my night reading that - so true ! |
omg jacki that was tooo funny!!!! pet them take buy dinner for them LMAO!!! |
my shoes ,my shoes, what will i do without you i will be so blue :( hehehe boy i think most women have serious issues although i absolutely adore my shoes i go nutty over clothes.. |
Too funny!!! But sadly, the surgery is becoming very common nowadays...all in an attempt to fit into some Manolos or some Jimmy Chu's. |
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