This is a "MUST READ". So funny....and I've heard 'em all!! LOL! 25 REASONS I OWE MY PARENTS 1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My Parents taught me LOGIC. 'Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My Parents taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My Parents taught me IRONY 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 10. My Parents taught me about STAMINA. 'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.' 11. My Parents taught me about WEATHER. 'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.' 12.My Parents taught me about HYPOCRISY. 'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!' 13 My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.' 14. My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 'Stop acting like your father!' 15. My Parents taught me about ENVY. 'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.' 16.My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION. 'Just wait until we get home.' 17. My Parents taught me about RECEIVING. 'You are going to get it when you get home!' 18. My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.' 19. My Parents taught me ESP. 'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?' 20. My Parents taught me HUMOR. 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.' 21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.' 22. My Parents taught me GENETICS. 'You're just like your father.' 23. My Parents taught me about my ROOTS. 'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?' 24.My Parents taught me WISDOM. 'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.' 25. My parents taught me WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND. "When you grow up, I hope you have kids JUST like you!" |
and my parents taught me all 25 of them.. and thats the truth |
Did it make you laugh out loud? It sure made me:D |
My parents taught me all those also! LOL :) |
:lol tears All of them my mom has said, I still hear about some children wish they had a mom and dad. |
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Thank you so much for the funny -- some of the 25 items hit way too close to home :) |
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I hear all of those at least once a week! :p Oh man...I laughed my BUTT off at that list. Thanks! |
Oh Man :eyetearss that was soo funny! I tried not to laugh out loud since I'm at work but when I got to #20, I just couldn't help it. My co-workers probably think I'm up to no good. hahaha!!! |
GREAT:D! How wonderful to hear of people laughing out loud today....its good for the soul;) |
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I started laughing out loud at "Osmosis" ROFL |
OMG this is hilarrious and so true!! It was #14 that got me i almost spit out my water hahahahahahahahaha!! Thanks for posting:) |
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