The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale!!! My Girlfriend sent this to me, and I had to pass it along! :D THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE! Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End |
HAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!! :D |
ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears |
:) Glad ya'll like it! It's so cute! |
:D :D :yelrotflm:yelrotflm:yelrotflm |
Yay! The perfect fairytale :) |
ROFL!!! I love that. :D:D |
Ain't that the truth!:) |
I just came across this again. It's so funny, if you didn't get to see it last time, here it is again...:) |
lol thats cute! |
Oh man, being in the 50+ club and getting ready to celebrate wedding anniversary 27, I had a nice little chuckle. Thank you! |
LOL love it! |
:lol tears:mademyday |
LOL!! Just not having to wear the "friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***" made it worthwhile!! :D |
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