Just for Laughs... GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!! :D |
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The Cat in the Hat on Aging I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my @ss |
LOLOL to funny! |
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You don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't have to go...LOLOLOL!!! |
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