I need a favor please. Does anyone have the "story" about how the house really belongs to the dogs? I am expecting guests in the summer and I want to apprise them in advance that my babies rule. I do not want to have to explain why the piddle pads are in the house, why the dogs CAN sleep on the couch, etc etc etc. I have seen it posted somewhere and have rec'd an e-mail with it, but for the life of me cannot find it now. I found this one, but it does not meet my needs. A man wrote an email to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly, and I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too." |
I know what you want but dont know where to find it I tried to do a search for it but couldnt find it |
I don't think I ever read it. My hubby bought a "Beward of Dog" sign for the front door....for Murfee!!! |
I know the one you're talking about. Don't remember who posted it. I love the one you posted, a hotel owner said the same thing to me. He added one more, the dogs don't polish their shoes with my towels lol. Sheilagh |
I found this.... Dog House Rules: 1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the doghouse. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation. 3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner. 4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage. 5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases. 6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture. 7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture. 8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed. 9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period. 10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed. 11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers. 12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow. 13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room. 14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair. 15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true. |
And this one... To All Non-Pet Owners Who Vist & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here.You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.( That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3.I like my dogs a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal.To me, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short,hairy,walks on all fours and dosen't speak clearly. |
yes, yes, yes, thank you Yes, yes, this is the one... I cannot thank you enough! You are awesome. I truly appreciate it. Quote:
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Your welcome!!!! Not a problem. It's really cute! |
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You are a saint.:angel: :star: Thank you once again! |
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Thanks from me also! I'm going to print it off and put it up at opportune times, or maybe put it on the fridge and have it up all the time! Hee hee! |
those were all so cute! Thanks for posting them. |
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love ya my friend ... |
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I like this one also. And it is good to know I find them on here again. You are a sweetheart! |
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