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Need a good laugh? 1 Attachment(s) Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied. . I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man |
LOL I've heard that before! thanks for sharing!!! :D |
:sidesplt: Thanks, I needed that!!!! |
hahhaha!:p |
that is AWESOME. I love it :D |
omg!!! that was great.. thankyou for making me laugh, i needed it |
:sidesplt: I haven't heard that one in a long time!! :biggrin: It is still GREAT! Thanks for the laugh today! |
Love it :) |
that was cute |
I haven't heard that before. Thats so funny! |
::: taking a bow::: You are all welcome, I had a good laugh with that one so I felt that I should pass on the giggles. Happy to make people smile. |
LOL thats funny |
OMG OMG that was great!!!!!!! lol |
:eyetearss that was cute.... |
aww that was funny:) |
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