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Pet oracle! Quick, I need help. The first dog boutique in Alaska is having its Grand Opening today, and they are bringing in a pet oracle for card readings. What question should I ask? |
Didn't you leave Rusty out last time? Possible questions for Rusty: Is there something that he particularly dislikes or is annoyed by? What's his thoughts on moose? How does he like living with all this snow? Jack + Eddie: Do they feel manly wearing clothes all the time?:D How do they like their new BIG brother? |
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Yeah, I did dog Rusty in the last one. I owe him a reading. He'll probably tell the oracle that Teri beat him. |
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Ask the oracle to ask each of them, "Who's your daddy?":rolleyes: Seriously, I'm no good at this, but - "What is the one thing they most/least enjoy?" "Do they know the vet is a GOOD person?" "What would they like to say to me?" Finally, "Do they know how much I love them?":hearts6: |
See if she can channel the winning Lottery numbers through one of your boys! Oh...and while you're at it...ask her for the Illinois winning numbers too...I promise I'll share ;) Seriously though...I would just want to know if my babies are happy...if they like their food...do they need anything I'm not providing...if anything is bothering them and if they feel o.k. |
OMG great ??? you all I wish we had one here that did this. Have fun Mike and DO NOT leave Rusty out.. poor guy;) |
I thought of another one... Rusty: Does he understand his former family still loves and misses him, and moving him to Alaska was the last resort for them? |
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Yes Mike, don't leave Rusty out this time. ;) I don't really have any questions for Rusty, but I think you should ask about Jack's past, and ask if Eddie is really afraid of the moose. I'll be sitting here waiting to see what he/she says. :D |
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Nah, it turned out to be a gimmick so I didn't bother with the readings. The "oracle" was one of their employees, and when I mentioned the card readings she rolled her eyes like she didn't want to do it. I decided not to push it. Besides, Rusty picked a fight with a big bulldog and he had to leave the store. Brat. Megan probably taught him that. Thanks for all the great ideas, everyone. If I ever run into a card-reading oracle, I will have questions ready. |
Rusty picked a fight? :eek: Are you kidding me? |
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Those bulldogs are bad news. Rusty would never do that! And what pet boutique is this? |
Bummer....I think next Saturday there will be an "Animal Communicator" at our favorite pet boutique. If its the same woman that we had before, it won't be a total crock. |
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