a must read ..rescue in reverse A New Puppy This is appropriate for the number of people who keep putting their dogs up for adoption when they find out they are going to have kids..... After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!! We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend! The kids are described as: One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon. One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn' t take long at all. We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy. I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/RescuedRascals |
:sidesplt: Haha! I'd choose pups over kids any day!! :lol tears |
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That's great!! I hope that put's things in perspective for some people! |
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My husband bought a sign for our gate, says we got rid of the kids the dogs were alergic. We get lots of laughs over that one. pooh's mum |
I'll take 'em, I'll take 'em. Are you willing to ship? |
That was too cute. Thanks for the chuckle. |
I love it! :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
:p lol Dogs are for me! I can't foresee myself having children... |
Yorkies win, hands down, I mean paws down ... to quote Rita Rudner .... "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - |
I've seen that before. I think it's great! No kids for me...I only want my dogs for kids |
That is so funny!!! |
Very funny!! No kids for me either. :thumbup: |
If I had known about Yorkies when I was younger ( I was a "big dog" person), I never would have had kids! That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!:D |
:p hahahaha. |
Hahaha I love that! Sometimes I get people asking me "When you have kids are you going to give up your dogs?" (I snap at them!) then it's "What if your child is severly allergic" and they keep going on and on...I think I'll print a copy of that and carry it around in my purse and just hand it to people that ask questions like that :p |
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