Sons!
 

((I don't have a son, but I thought these were great!))

Ohhhhh, what those boys will do!!!:D

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super Glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject PB &J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Jen....how did you know so much about my 11 year son? lol
Oh, what those little boys won't do!!!!!

:D

As the nanny to a few boys, I find this hilarious!

#18- I was sitting Noah one day and helping him clean some stuff.. something started stinking. I found an orange in a cup under his bed with so much fuzzy mold on it, that i could hardly tell it as an orange. I thought I was going to vomit before I got the orange to the garbage can!

LOL!!!!! I have 2 little girls, so I am sitting here laughing at all these little tid-bits!!!! Hilarious! :p

Thank you for a late evening pick me up laugh. I think #24 and #25 show the REAL difference between men and women. Go figure.

How true & so cute for today! I was looking across the table at my 16 year old son who used to be a devil(this list really applied lol) and todayI am thankful that he is a thoughtful, responsibleand a resectful young man! Geesh,Ive been laughing & crying at the same time all day! Thanx Jen for this post & hope you had a delightful day!

That was really cute.

funny .... and just the thing I needed tonight ...

I'm not gonna lie... I was thinking how that would be so fun to try and how one would do it and not hurt themselves. :p

Those are so funny!!! Thanks for sharing. :)

As the mom of two boys( 10 and 12) I have to say that most of that is true! Also, I find the weirdest things in my freezer. Everything has to be frozen for some reason. A toy is never good enough by itself, it always needs something involving a string attached to it.

I have an 11 year old son, and I can attest to the truth of those statements as well.

I can also relate to the freezing of toys. It works like this in my house:
1) find a plastic container big enough for said toy
2) place toy in container and fill with water
3) place filled container in the big freezer in the laundry room because mom is less likely to find it there
4) after toy is frozen in water, take it out of the freezer
5) find dad's good, expensive screwdrivers (never use the cheap ones) and a hammer
6) use screwdriver and hammer to chisel "fossil" out of ice

:rolleyes: